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See, that’s what the app is perfect for.

Sounds perfect Wahhhh, I don’t wanna
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beatcopjake

I simply said what I wish had been said when Kevin and I got married.

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This is one of my favourite pieces of this show because “Marriage is like…oatmeal” was introduced as part of the “Holt can’t do emotions” gag

But in this speach, the unusual metaphor is powerful and sincere and heartwarming. And it shows that these writers really understand the character of Holt and the nature of love, and that they are very, very good at their craft.

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